The Quickest Way to Ruin Your Outfit Without Even Knowing

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Aug. 4, 2023 3:00 pm ET

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LOOK DOWN. Be honest: Are your pants pockets near-bursting with earphones, keys, the latest iPhone Gigundo? If so, I’m afraid you’re suffering from Bulging Pocket Syndrome (BPS). And the prognosis is fatally unattractive. No other style affliction ruins a guy’s outfit so quickly (or makes walking so uncomfortable). “It comes across as clumsy and clunky,” said New York stylist Michaela Murray, being kind.

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